One final Greenbelt cartoon before I get back talking about other things.

If you were at the festival you may or may not also be interested in the lists of my Last Orders cartoons and Church Times exhibition cartoons.

Posted by Dave at 12:53 pm on September 3, 2010 and filed under Cartoons, Festivals and Exhibitions, Greenbelt.

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This is my last-but-one Greenbelt post, I promise. One or two people have asked me how they can get hold of some of the cartoons that appeared in the Church Times cartoon exhibition at Greenbelt. Well, here is a reasonably accurate list, along with links to the book in which each diagram can be found (in most cases the new one). The cartoons that don’t have a book title next to them are too new to be in the latest volume, and all being well will appear in the next one at some future date.

I’ve subdivided them into the smaller cartoons and bigger ones, just in case you can’t remember what the cartoon was about but remember the size of paper it was on. Yes, unlikely I know.

Prints and other kinds of merchandise aren’t available but are currently being considered, so let me know where your interests lie.

At the moment I don’t think that any of these cartoons appear on this site, but they will begin to before too long. If you have any further questions put your hand up and an invigilator will be along shortly.

Larger cartoons (A3)

Leaving church (Church Times, My Pew – Things I have seen from it)
Making notes (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Tents (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Discernment process (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
The secularists (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Sunday school (Church Times)
The Christian conference (Church Times)
The ladders in the north transept (Church Times)
Conscientious objectors (Church Times)
The periodic table of churchgoers (Church Times)

Smaller cartoons (A4)

Information for visitors (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Volunteer transport (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Parish computer (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Health and safety (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Awkward pastoral visits (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Parish life (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Games (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Sound desk operator (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Beating the crowds (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Social committee (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Rotas (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
New year’s eve (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Differing heights (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Loyalty cards (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Routes taken (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
Press officers (Church Times)
The vicarage (Church Times)
People in cassocks (Church Times)
Long serving parishioners (Church Times)
The new PCC (Church Times)
School assemblies (Church Times)
The bell ringers (Church Times)

[Image above: Extract from 'Beating the crowds', taken from The Exciting World of Churchgoing.]

Posted by Dave at 12:27 pm on September 3, 2010 and filed under Cartoons, Festivals and Exhibitions, Greenbelt.

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This cartoon will make little or so sense to anyone not at the Greenbelt festival last weekend, but I did promise that I’d make an attempt to post some of my new material.

A full list of the cartoons I presented at the late night Last Orders comedy show is here in case you haven’t seen it.

Posted by Dave at 10:59 pm on September 2, 2010 and filed under Cartoons, Greenbelt.

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Greenbelt 2010 has come to an end. I’ve had a marvellous time as usual. This year it was mainly (for me at least) about hanging around and chatting to people, my new book, the Church Times cartoon exhibition, and my nightly appearances in Last Orders, the late night comedy show.

The latter took up the most time and caused the most anxiety, but I loved doing it. I’m hugely grateful to have been given the opportunity. Hopefully I’ll get to do more of my slightly peculiar brand of ‘cartoon stand-up’ in the future.

I thought it might be quite useful for people who attended Last Orders to know how they can get hold of some of the cartoons, and so I’ve put together a list of the diagrams I used each night, links to their online location if there is one, and where they originally appeared. In particular I’ve listed the book (if any) that each cartoon is taken from, although in some cases the version I showed was not quite the original version. I’m afraid that these lists may appear a little nonsensical to anyone who wasn’t there as there were other bits of text in-between.

I’m aiming to do something similar with the cartoon exhibition cartoons in the next few days.

Friday, Part I of IV: Things you needed to know before you got here
The parable of the Greenbelters (New material)
How to analyse your camping neighbours – originally Tents (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
How to recognise your tent (Church Times Guide to Greenbelt 2007)
How to recognise your tent in the dark (Church Times Guide to Greenbelt 2007)

Saturday, Part II of IV: What to expect at the Greenbelt Sunday Service
The Peace (Church Times, The Dave Walker Guide to the Church)
Journey of the collection plates (The Dave Walker Guide to the Church)
The Sermon (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
Communion (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
After-service coffee (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
Suggested ways to behave, originally ‘How to make it known (The Dave Walker Guide to the Church)
The all-age service (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
How to tell what is going on (Church Times, The Dave Walker Guide to the Church)

Sunday, Part III of IV: Things you will have already found out by now
How to queue for a talk in a sensible fashion (previously unpublished as far as I can remember)
Returning to the campsite for lunch (Church Times Guide to Greenbelt 2005)
Taking something to sit on (Various places, including here and Church Times Guide to Greenbelt 2005)
Flagpoles (Church Times Guide to Greenbelt 2005)
Meeting people that you have not seen for a number of years (new material)
The programme for young people (new material)
How to recognise Greenbelters (new material)
The church party, originally New Year’s Eve (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)

Monday, Part IV of IV: What to do now that you have become enthusiastic about Christianity
Church picture, originally It is not about the numbers (My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
The welcomers (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
The welcome pack (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)
Will anyone notice that I am there, originally Numbers (Church Times, The Exciting World of Churchgoing)
The five worst places to sit, originally Pews (Church Times, My Pew: Things I have seen from it)

Posted by Dave at 11:38 pm on August 31, 2010 and filed under Cartoons, Festivals and Exhibitions, Greenbelt.

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Cartoons from Last Orders at the Greenbelt Festival, 27 August 2010.

Posted by Dave at 4:34 pm on August 28, 2010 and filed under Cartoons.

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I am now back on this blog after a holiday (We went to Ireland – more about that another time). Lo and behold it is now nearly the end of August, which means that it is time for my favourite weekend of the year, the Greenbelt Festival. Here is what I am doing or involved with at Greenbelt this year:

Launch of ‘The Exciting World of Churchgoing’

My new book, The Exciting World of Churchgoing will be available at the Greenbelt Festival and quite possibly in the shops this week. Hooray!

It is the third book of my Church Times ‘Guide to the Church’ cartoons. There’s no launch party planned. Perhaps I should organise one. Bit late really as people won’t have time to hire all of the formal kit etc.

[Aside: You can (when it becomes available) get the book via your local Christian bookshop, or via Amazon, Church House Bookshop, Waterstones or the publishers, Canterbury Press.]

Nightly appearance at Last Orders

This is the most exciting but most terrifying thing in the world for me at the moment. I will be showing some cartoons and doing some very limited talking in ‘Last Orders‘ on each night, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Last Orders starts at 11pm and is in the 2000 seater ‘Centaur’ venue, and other people on the bill include proper comedians like Milton Jones. Oh dear, what have I got myself into? On the plus side, whenever I have done these things before I have loved doing them and people have found them quite enjoyable and there has been some polite applause at the end.

No, I haven’t prepared it yet.

Cartoon Exhibition in the Church Times Tent

Some of my latest diagrams and some from the book will be on display in the Church Times tent. These will include ones like ‘The Periodic Table of Churchgoers’ which have thus far not been widely available beyond the newspaper.

The Church Times tent is in front of the grandstand. This year the tent has swapped places with the ‘Hub’ Literature venue as the Church Times was found to be on dodgy ground. By implication this means that the Literature is now on dodgy ground. This is a conundrum I haven’t yet got to the bottom of.

Map of Greenbelt in the ‘Church Times Guide to Greenbelt’

Every year I do a map of the festival site and moan about how difficult it is to draw for weeks on end to anyone who will listen. You can get hold of it in the free Church Times Guide to Greenbelt, available from the Church Times tent or from touts (ie me) who will be handing it out.

Loitering

When not doing other things I’ll generally be hanging around in the Church Times tent pretending to help. Do come and say hello, and perhaps we can meet up for a cup of tea or beer. Not too much beer though, as I must be alert during the evenings.

Other

I think I might be part of some comics thing. I don’t really know about that.

Posted by Dave at 5:17 pm on August 23, 2010 and filed under Books, CartoonChurch progress, Cartoons, Festivals and Exhibitions, Greenbelt.

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We have a new tent.

It is to replace the campervan which was retired from active service a year ago.

In order to prove to ourselves that we can put up the new tent we went on a highly unadventurous camping trip to a camp site approximately 3 miles from home at Barleylands, a ‘farm park’ that people around here visit in order to make themselves feel as if they have been to the countryside. This small escapade proved that our pitching is yet to be perfected. We did get there eventually though (picture above) and retired to a local pub to recover.

Question for tent geeks: The whole of the tent material seems to have ended up pulled right over to one side of the tent on both of the occasions we have pitched it. So on one side you have the merest glimpse of tent pole, but on the other side quite a few inches (or centimetres for you young people) of tent pole visible. This makes it very difficult to put the final pole into place. Such a thing does not happen in the video and there doesn’t really seem to be a way to make adjustments. Also (unlike the video) there are arguments and some mild swearing. Is this normal?

Posted by Dave at 3:03 pm on August 1, 2010 and filed under Essex Life, Photographs.

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It has just emerged (or may have emerged some time ago) that someone got into what could possibly have been a disagreement with someone else. It might not have been a disagreement as such, but it might have been. It could have been more a lack of agreement, although I’m not saying that that was the case. It was, as I understand it, over something that was said, or done, or perhaps said and done. Some people may have said that it was more about what was said, and I’ve heard it said that others have maintained that it was more about what was done. I’m not saying that anything was said, or that anyone was done, but then I’m not saying that nothing was said, or that nothing was done. If it was I may or may not have known the full facts, and even if I did know them they were only the facts as I understood them.

The incident (not that I’d call it that), occurred some time ago, although not that long ago. It depends what sort of time scale you are looking at. I’m not trying to make out that it was a recent occurrence, but it may not have been more than a number of months or years ago.

Some bloggers may or may not have written about it, although I’m not suggesting you should read their articles. Also there may have been news stories, which you may choose to read should you wish to do so (not that I’m saying there have been any). The people writing about it may have got their information right, or they may have got it wrong, and you should bear that in mind if you choose to read them, although I’m not for one moment suggesting that you should do such a thing.

I’ve tried to tell you as much as I can but for certain reasons I may have needed to keep some of the details vague. Writing in a more specific way could possibly have caused some problems, although I’m not saying that there is any reason for thinking that it would cause any problems.

ENDS

Posted by Dave at 10:53 pm on July 29, 2010 and filed under Utter nonsense.

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I know, it looks a bit similar to things I have already done. Also clumsy with the ‘that that’. But I had to post something to remind myself that completing a cartoon is still an achievable aim.

Feel free to repost. You could put some sort of link back if you wanted.

Posted by Dave at 10:29 pm on July 19, 2010 and filed under Cartoons, Mundane.

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Come on now, you can’t complain. I haven’t posted any cat photos since 2007 (don’t check).

Evie sits on the pile of paper in my home office. Yes, that is the original artwork for the cover of ‘The Exciting World of Churchgoing‘. She sits on the documents in the hope that a game of ‘cord’ will be forthcoming. ‘Cord’ is a game involving a piece of cord. It is similar to another game called ‘ribbon’, which owing to constraints of time and space I don’t have time to explain.

This is the reason I needed my own office – to stop such diversions using up my precious time. In my job it is important that one is able to stare out of the window at the traffic on the dual carriageway without any distractions.

ENDS
(Do tell me when writing that gets tiresome)

Posted by Dave at 10:04 pm on July 15, 2010 and filed under Mundane, Photographs.

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Congratulations to the winners of the CartoonChurch office World Cup sweepstake:

• Sara from the Library
• Peter from the Pathetic Acronym Creation, Marketing, Advertising and Naming department
• Eric Davey
• Nick from The Department for Administrative Affairs

I’ll be in touch with you shortly to ask for addresses for the prizes once I’ve seen what is in the special prize box. There might be a choice of prizes, I’m not sure.

The original sweepstake posts are here and here, in case anyone has no idea what I’m on about.

Posted by Dave at 9:39 am on July 12, 2010 and filed under Quizzes and competitions.

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This is my photograph of Bishop Laurie, watching a pilgrimage go by whilst seated at a pub table.

Permission was sought / not sought from the following people for this photograph:
- Bishop Laurie [Not sought]
- Pilgrimage participants [Not sought]
- Pub owners [Not sought]

Posted by Dave at 3:27 pm on July 9, 2010 and filed under Photographs.

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